Making fun out of cricket

1. New words added to the dictionary

Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see bucknor

Ponting: (n) (adj)
1. A substance or entity or even a person of unquestionable integrity
2. An act of uncivilised behaviour.
[Also, pontingness (n)]

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3. New Rules added by ICC After watching the test match, I feel some rules have to be incorporated by ICC to give the other teams a perfect clarification

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 metre distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.

(5) All AUSTRALIAN players are eligible to keep commenting about all players on the field and the OPPONENT TEAM should never comment as they will be spoiling the spirit of the AUSTRALIAN team. Any comments made in any other language are to be considered as RACIALISM only.

(6) MATCH REFREE decisions will be taken purely on the AUSTRALIAN TEAM advices only. Player views from the other teams decisions will not be considered for hearing. MATCH REFREES are to be given huge bonus if this rule is implemented.

(7) NO VISITING TEAM should plan to win in AUSTRALIA. This is to ensure that the sportive spirit of CRICKET is maintained.

(8) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: If any bowler gets RICKY PONTING - “THE UNDISPUTED CRICKETER WITH INTEGTIRY IN THE GAME OF CRICKET” more than twice in a series, he will be banned for the REST OF THE SERIES. This is to ensure that the best batsman/Captain will be played to break records and create history in the game of CRICKET.

These rules will clarify better to the all the teams VISITING AUSTRALIA.

4. Monkey Protest






























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Teacher : raju spell monkey
Raju : M O N K E
Teacher : very good nd wat comes at the end raju
Raju : oh yes mam the fine nd ban

6. wht actually happened

Symonds comes towards bhajji when he was batting.

Symonds: "Hey bhajji, u know how to play cricket?"
Bhajji : "just shut-up"
Symonds "anybody from panjab knows how to play this game"
Bhajji : "hey u just shut-up, teri maan(mon) kii(key)...

REST IS HISTORY

7. Why dada was given out :)

India c Bucknor b Benson

Bucknor again shown his 'affinity' for Indian players. Is he biased against India or is he favoring Symonds( Kallu )? Chor-chor mausere bhai....

Benson gave Ponting not out.... Benson-Ponting bhai-bhai...

It was such a sucking match that every Indian get infuriated. Aussie as always was chor. Chutiyape ka to had hi kar diya.

Bhajji bhi ban ho gaya.... These whites are the extreme racist.

Chak de India!!!!!!

Chak de
Chak de
Chak de India.

Really a fantabulous win for India. World cup win is always going to be special. The energy, the enthusiasm, the passion, the expression, the agility which were missing in the Dravid's captaincy, is back again. The series started with lightening and ended with storm. Each game of india was dramatically close and electrifying. India deserves to be the winner of this inaugural T20 World championship.

It was raining like anything for last 2 days in Kolkata. We have not been able to take food in our flat because Maid was not able to come in windy rain. Head count in IBM was abysmal. Between 4 PM t0 5PM, most of the IBMers headed to their home to watch the match. We got a projector in sustain area to watch the encounter live.
But I couldn't resist myself from going home(room) to relish the match. I buy some snacks and joined with my roomates. Till then Yusuf Pathan already hit a six. I tried different variation (totkas) but in vain. Yuvarj got out cheaply. Just before 3rd last over I changed the black wallpaper of my mobile to Walkman' wallpaper. From there on match was ON. India compiled 30 runs in last 3 overs.

As I predicted during the match, Jogendra Sharma played a crucial role in India's world Cup win. Match was full of drama. Just before Malik departure, our cable got disconnected due to bad weather. We started listening the match live commentary on Prakash radio. We got the news that Malik is out. Just then, Dwiti who was on mobile talking to his sister, informed us that pakistan lost 6th wicket. We thought that they wrongly thinking of 5th as 6th. But when radio confirmed this, we got ecstatic. After 15 minute signal started coming.

In the last over of the match, 2nd ball, we thought that Misbah mis-hit the ball, but that was not to be as the ball sailed over long of for six. Next ball, we thought that it is going to be four, but again for our (this time) pleasant surprise, ball went down the throat of Sreesanth. We all went berserk. Inida...India......Indiaaaaaaaaaaaa. We yelled at top of our voice. For next few minute, the drama continued.

We ordered cake, rosogulla and other stuffs and enjoyed the night while watching reaction of the public.

Clever decision

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Now this is really a very clever decision from Dravid to step down just before mighty AUSSIE tour.
He knows that Aussie tour is going to be very tough and India might get trashed, so better leave the burden on high (after successful english tour) than a highly low. He also wants to be known as successful captain. Successor of Dravid, if get trashed by Aussie or Pakistan, will come into eyes of storm and then Dravid will be touted as best captain. This is what he wants....clever very clever....
I want to make Dhoni, the 'bali ka bakra'.....

This is going to be the beginning of a new era in indian cricket.


cheers.

Life after 20-20

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Life span of any cricketer in international cricket arena after 20-20 will be very sort. Playing even for 5 yrs will be a huge challenge. Tournament of 20-20 and bilateral series of ODIs will be common.

Will this increase the interest of cricket fan or will this be fatal for cricket in long term?? I think, after a short peak, cricket will take a deep plunge.

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Indian team finds his right place

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I was really wondering how India leveled the series in 6 th ODI against a near perfect and balanced England team. In fact if we carefully analyze the series, we find that England was trying hard to level the series till 6th ODI. They willingly left out Mascrahans and Flintoff in ties where they lost the match to let India level the series. The contrast in play is much more clear when we see the 1st and last compared to other matches.

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There is no match winner in the team except Yuvraj. Dhoni is now liability on the team.

hey Pathan, Yuvi, Kaif....India ko kam se kam 20-20 ke next round me jaroor pahunchana.

Buddha sthiya gaya hai*(^&^%$

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I don't know why Amitabh is doing such a series of faltu, bekar and anti-social films. Why does he want his image changed?? Does he want to play the role of every character that exist on this earth (mainly lecherous type) ?? Nishabd, Boom, Aankhen, Black, Chini kam now Gabbar upps... Babban....... Now he started saying a minor girl 'sexy' and other things, and people are happy with this.

if he really wants to put or prove a point to the society, he should have acted with Aishwarya in Nishabd and Chini Kum. That could have made this a little tasty. he should call his daughter sexy in public, to make a point. huh....... On that, neither media nor the people are making any statement against him. because he is a superstar ...... superstar, my foot. He should be a shame-star. He came into limelight only because of KBC not because of any hit film. He is no way near Amir, Shahrukh and Hritik. Even Sanjay Dutt gives us a film to watch for and take something out of them.

Ab paisa to bahut kama liye yaar, marne se pahle kuch to achchi film dikha do.... nahi to marne ke baad, tumhe superstar kahne ke liye 2-bar sochenge..

See the contradiction of his real life and reel life.Neither he let his wife nor his daughter to enter ito the bollywood. Now he is restricting his daughter-in-law from doing any bold scene. He even didn't invited Hritik Roshan on Aish's weeding because Hritik did a hot kissing scene with her. But in reel life, he is showing the diagonally opposite things.

isiliye, hum kahte hain, budhdha shathiya gaya hai. Either he should stop shooting or media should start shooting.

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